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Meet our
Ridiculous Teachers!
Think you know our teachers?
Well think again!
Check out these amazing (and 1000% true!) facts about our profs!
She owns a $4 bill!
...and five other facts about Miss Stephanie:
1. Has the nickname "Bad Becky", but refuses to explain it
2. Minored in Sand Castle Architecture from UCLA
3. Rumored to be the next James Bond
4. Wears 13 wigs every September to celebrate
5. Can speak fluent Icelandic Butterfly
She writes Klingon poetry!
...and five other facts about Miss Amanda:
1. Played four years in the NFL
2. Has an official Care Bear named after her
3. Hides a 5 inch scar she received from her time as Punxsutawney Phil's personal assistant
4. Is the rightful heir to 17 Bob Ross paintings
5. Is banned from the San Diego Zoo due to
"The Peacock Incident"
He's a recovering werewolf!
...and five other facts about Mr. Josh:
1. Is a certified Fitted Sheet Folder
2. Spent the Summer of '64 as a wrangler on a Seahorse Ranch
3. Is Scarlett Johansson's stunt double
4. Holds the patent on the Cargo Pants Tuxedo
5. Can speak fluent 90s Saxophone
She's can smell the color blue!
...and five other facts about Miss Lynne:
1. Has surfed the upper Mississippi River
2. Invented the "Donut Bed"
3. Was the mascot, Schneemandl, for the 1976 Winter Olympics
4. Once got into a Twitter War with the International School of Mimes in Paris
5. Keeps a toaster in car at all times... "just in case"
She goes trick-or-treating once a month, year-round!
...and five other facts about Miss Meaghan:
1. Invented the Arctic wine, "Coldbernet Sauvignon"
2. Has photographic proof of the Tooth Fairy
3. Has traveled to all ten continents. Yes, ten
4. Once landed a 747 in a cow pasture in Delaware
5. Puts pizza on her pineapple slices
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